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Cooper Kanie Freakshow Smashes Wyoming

Cooper Kanie Freakshow Smashes Wyoming

By Graeme Wong
Spirit News
September 25, 2072

At Leafa College, there is only one man that Dan Harding's Spirit Gridiron Team needs: quarterback Cooper Kanie. He passed for 297 yards and two touchdowns while rushing for 465 yards and 12 more scores and was essentially the offense for Leafa as they smashed the Wyoming Cowboys, 122-14 at War Memorial Stadium in Laramie, Wyo. in their first-ever Mountain West Conference game.

"He was a lights-out ripper," said Coach Harding after the game. "Coop was out of this world with his athleticism and speed. This was not even a close contest, with all of the Cowboys failing to tackle him. And the blocking was really top-notch, too.

"I will tell you: this guy could make even more history and win the Heisman Trophy if he pads up the stats. We need to make a #Coop4Heisman hashtag and get that trending on Twitter, he's been magic for the mates today."

"I just try to listen to my coaches and follow instructions," said Kanie after the match. "This is a fun game, gridiron is, and everyone plays a role. I heard that a lot of the fringe players got a chance to get on the pitch and get some plays under their belt. It speaks volumes to the depth that we have. Really astounding stuff."

Leafa improve to 4-0 and take the week off before hosting the UNLV Rebels on Oct. 1 in Homecoming 2072.