Thursday, December 3, 2015

New Song For Leafa No. 2: Leafa Spirit Bunch



New Song For Leafa No. 2: Leafa Spirit Bunch

By Reiko Arisugawa-Bell
The Spirit News
September 15, 2077


 Written by two members of the Leafa College Class of 2077, Tongkul "Teppa" Bongkreek and Jimiporn "Porno" Ayutthaya, "Leafa Spirit Bunch" is a Spirit fight song set to the tune of a Glenn Danzig-penned standard called "Braineaters." Bongkreek and Ayutthaya, Engineering majors, are two Thai immigrants who emigrated to Australia at the age of 14 to escape the strife of being caught up in impossible harems in their native Thailand. Incorporating the "Leafa Leafa Leafa" chant, it has become a popular song to be played after significant decisive victories postgame. During the performance, the female and male students of the student section strip down to their underwear and fraternize in an orgy-style mosh pit, ending with everyone falling on top of each other in a satisfied mass of youthful, naked humanity.

Leafa Leafa Leafa! A A A!
Leafa Leafa Leafa! A A A!
Leafa A! Leafa A!
Leafa Leafa Leafa! A A A!

We're the Leafa Spirit Bunch!
We will eat you up for lunch!
We're the greatest team around,
The Boys From Leafa Town!

A A A!

Winning's all we ever do,
We love how good it tastes!
Winning's all we ever do,
The Green and Gold's all over the place!

We're the Leafa Spirit Bunch!
We will eat you up for lunch!
We're the greatest team around,
The Boys From Leafa Town! A A!
The Boys From Leafa Town! A A!
The bells will ring for Leafa Town!
A A A A A A, WHOOOOO!


-G. Danzig, T. Bongkreek '77 and J.Ayutthaya '77